Tuesday, February 24, 2009

At the airport...

-Do you speak English?
Yes

-Name?
Abdul al-Rhazib

-Sex?
Three to five times a week

-No, no I mean male or female?
Yes, male female, sometimes camel...

-Holy cow!!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general

-But, isn´t that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style.

-Oh dear!
No, no. Deer run too fast.

2 comments:

-=*HoNeY*=- said...

Jaja well a lot of information for me but it makes me smile jaja

PeOpLE tHiNk I'm BeInG pErVeRsE oN pUrPoSe said...

lol omg that's
to funny im peeing my pants
lol!!!!!