Sunday, November 7, 2010

Disturbing Dreams

There were two friends, Tom and Pepe, talking about their most disturbing dreams.  Tom asked Pepe, “What have been your most disturbing dream?” and Pepe said, “A few nights ago, I dreamt that I was in jail because I committed a terrible crime. In that dream, I used to eat human flesh like Hannibal Lecter, so I had to kill people in order to have food enough. I was OK killing and eating people until the police caught me. And what about you, Tom? What have been your most disturbing dream?” Tom said, “One time, I had a nasty and embarrassing dream. It’s difficult for me to tell you.” “Ohhh, come on! Tell me, we are friends and you know I’m going to keep your secret safe”, said Pepe. So Tom said, “I dreamt that I was with my mom. We were naked and doing nasty things. I feel terrible about it!” Pepe told Tom, “Don’t worry my friend, that is a common dream.” “Really? I think I was a pig or a sick person for that” said Tom. Pepe told Tom, “You’re not a pig! I have dreamt with your mom too! A lot of times!

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