Not only happy people live more years than a "grouch", but also they take a healthier life.
Avoid to have negative ideas, try not get angry easily, live together positive people, and enjoy your job, school, etc. are some "tips" to get a good day.
When I am angry or a little stressed, I try to see cartoons, a comic movie or program and there is no doubt that "smile is a infalible remedy".
I hope you like these jokes.
Some signs:
In the entrance of The National Museum Train in New Delhi: " Smoking is permitted only to the locomotives"
While I was driving in the highway, I saw a police sign that said: "Denounce to the drivers using a cellphone. Please call *99".
In a hospital:
A patient visit a doctor to ask him to make a vasectomy and the doctor question him if he already commented on his family, and the patient answered: "Yes, they voted 17 to 2".
A patient shows to the doctor her information about some analysis, then the doctor cheks ones with worried face and said:
-we must have to order a little plaque.
-x-ray of thorax, doctor?
-no...made of marble.
(I think it's a little cruel, ja ja ja)
Finally, the good humor stimulates parts of the brain.
Do you know that: smile, eat chocolate and have sex are the most important activities enjoyed?
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